Mine.

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user: I just like this pho-

Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

methhomework:

i feel like apple employees make this shit up so a couple of stupid people will have to buy all new phones

(Source: iftadwascool, via usmania69)

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

(Source: tsuidark, via sunshine-cows)

dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

(via petyrbealish)

averagefairy:

movie about 2 unlikely ppl who need to become legally married for some wacky reason!!! very opposite„, not like eachother. plan to divorce soon after. but W A  IT ??? they fall in LOVE and STAY married FOR REAL. never guessed. shock of a LIFE TIME!

leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

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“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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artemispotter:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG

(Source: fassbenders, via humorous-blog)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery, via the-absolute-best-gifs)